What's your employment status?
I work as a supermarket clerk.
I've just left high school and am now working for a local coffee franchise.
I'm an art teacher, I take a remedial art class for fuck-ups and retards.
I work for Cook's Chicken.
I'm not really sure at the moment, I'll look for a job soon though.
I have a job, but most people think I'm a lowlife bum.

What's your style like?
Lots of bold, arty prints and flowing materials. Oh and big dangly earrings.
I don't really have a style; I just like to look presentable. Some might think I'm a bit of a geek.
Neutral colours are what I usually wear. Sweaters and trousers make up the bulk of my wardrobe.
I wear whatever the hell I like. It changes from day to day, but I usually always have my kickass boots on.
I'll wear whatever my mother buys me, girls usually think I look cute anyway for some reason.
80's fashion all the way baby! I haven't changed my hairstyle in years.

You're most likely to be found...
Harassing the manager at the local 7-11 by playing my heavy metal music outside.
Trying to sort out my future, look for an apartment and save money.
Working or driving two girls about who won't leave me alone.
Listening to my old 78rpm jazz and blues records.
Trying to inspire my students and broaden their horizons with art.
Drawing in my sketchbook, following weirdos about, bitching about society.

Choose a quote:
"I can't relate to 99% of humanity."
"I liked her so much better when she was an alcoholic crack addict. She gets in one little car wreck and all of a sudden she's Little Miss Perfect and everyone loves her."
"I'm hungry enough to chew the crotch out of a rag doll."
"This is so bad it's almost good."
"... that's a vanilla milkshake."
"Mirror, father, mirror"

You are...
Pretentious.
Extroverted, complex, abrasive, cynical, unhappy...
Pathetic.
Uncomfortable.
Aloof and reserved.
Homophobic.

Tell me a secret:
I hate my interests.
I'm envious of my student's talent.
I really like Josh.
I may appear confident and self assured, but I'm actually just a kid inside.
Fuck you! This is America buddy, learn the rules!
I pretend I don't like Enid and Rebecca, but I'm actually flattered by the attention.